solana / pump.fun
no team. no roadmap guy.

LIFEAFTERHIGHSCHOOL

Yo, I'm going to lock in this year meme
found in camera roll   03:58am

i finally got a loan from my mom and i can launch this fucking coin

bro let's lock in
2027 this time

BUY $LAHS ↗pump.fun
CONTRACT ADDRESSnow

comeback later loser

Johnnow

im a fucking incel

02   BACKSTORY NOBODY ASKED FOR
An almost empty room after graduation
FIRST APARTMENT!!!

unemployed since 2026

THE LORE

graduated. got the cap and gown. got the diploma.

then what.

nobody said the lobby would be this empty.

so we made a coin. it's the only thing we got going.

— certified bum

MOM SAID GET A JOB →

IMG_2048 — IMG_2053

PROOF
OF LIFE

do not show potential employers
01rent went up again
rent went up again
02the networking event
the networking event
03remote work station
remote work station
04balanced breakfast
balanced breakfast
05meal prep
meal prep
06fine dining
fine dining

important financial documents (do not spill monster on these)

THANK YOU
LIFE AFTER HIGHSCHOOL
09/22/26   03:58 AM

SUPPLY1,000,000,000

TAX0%

LPBURNED

CONTRACTrenounced

UTILITYnone. obviously.

VIBEbum

TOTALstill broke

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FIVE YEAR PLAN*

VILLAIN ARC

*written on a napkin at mcdonalds
  1. 01

    yo bro lets make a memecoin and get rich

    done somehow
  2. 02

    bro let's lock in 2027

    in progress since 2026
  3. 03

    2026 is our year bro

    pending
  4. 04 / VILLAIN ARC

    dude my life is sooo hard

    pending
  5. 05

    ██████████

    classified
ONE MORE BAD IDEA →LIFE AFTER
MEMECOINS

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PLEASE STOP ASKING

FAQ

frequently avoided questions
is this a scam?

no. it’s worse. it’s a memecoin.

when moon?

after highschool.

what's the utility?

coping.

should i buy?

bro.